gildedwildebeest: orelpuppington: IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS
fuckingrapeculture: psdo: ironelk: Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom: Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something A+ mind blown
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
when jesus is born I get presents when jesus dies I get chocolate I love jesus
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ACCEPTED YORK U - Class of 2017 →
yorkulife: thenewyork-er: Hey everyone! If you are coming to York U in the fall/winter and your prospective graduation year is 2017, join this Facebook group and introduce yourself :) It’s a great way to make some friends, even before the year has officially begun! Hope to see all of you at the RED Zone, and in the halls next year! ~ Christopher Ford This is a really great way to get to be...
When I find my phone after searching forever
asunsetdream: panicr: missbeatlegeorge: what if the reason the creators of monsters inc. waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc. of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say...
aggressively writes PERIOD SURVIVAL KIT on the fridge
darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch killed my vibe
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
thegirl-inred: toned-tanned-fit-andready: v0nlaust: caliiforniadreaming-xo: gothicstan: localised: do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me i feel you we all feel you why...